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rohan.
[,ro • 'han]
noun.
16. Male. Usually bored, rarely boring. Enjoys long walks on the beach, fake narcissism, and clichés. Idealistic at the worst of times and pessimistic at the best.
Also a cocky bastard. But a nice one.

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor, who very kindly asked me not to remove the credit, so even though it pains me to remain a part of his marketing scam, I will concede to the horrors of capitalism. and if you're still reading this you kinda need to get a life. Just keep scrolling.

 

The reaction shown here is hydrogen peroxide vigorously dissociating into water and oxygen gas. More commonly known as “elephant toothpaste”, this demo is used to show students the capabilities of catalysts in reactions. The oxygen would normally take a long time to inflate the soap into foamy bubbles; however, the addition of a catalyst such as potassium iodide or yeast causes this explosive reaction. I’m just waiting for a teacher who calls it elephant cumshot.

The reaction shown here is hydrogen peroxide vigorously dissociating into water and oxygen gas. More commonly known as “elephant toothpaste”, this demo is used to show students the capabilities of catalysts in reactions. The oxygen would normally take a long time to inflate the soap into foamy bubbles; however, the addition of a catalyst such as potassium iodide or yeast causes this explosive reaction.

I’m just waiting for a teacher who calls it elephant cumshot.

Musitography: the-rest-in-trumpets: katswhiskers: velvetonions: imagine a milkshake...

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • …

Belief

musitography:

I don’t think I believe the Irish when they say a pot of gold is at the end of the rainbow. But hey, if I see a rainbow and I’m not busy or anything I’m not opposed to running to the end of that rainbow to see if I can actually find a pot of gold. I mean I’m skeptical, but hey it’s a friggin pot of gold what if it’s there and nobody goes for it because they think believing is dumb. That’s dumb.

Top seed?

andnuclearwar:

I look at my partner like

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b-nksy:

I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time

(Source: -everysecond)

dont judge me for things i did a few seconds ago ive changed since then 

(Source: prince-warp)

officialdogblog:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

(Source: circumcisions)

heyfunniest:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

(Source: barbiemovies)